| Man: |
Where have you been all my life?
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| Woman: |
Hiding from you.
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| Man: |
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
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| Woman: |
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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| Man: |
Is this seat empty?
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| Woman: |
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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| Man: |
Your place or mine?
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| Woman: |
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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| Man: |
So, what do you do for a living?
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| Woman: |
I'm a female impersonator.
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| Man: |
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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| Woman: |
Unfertilized.
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| Man: |
Your body is like a temple.
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| Woman: |
Sorry, there are no services today.
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| Man: |
I would go to the end of the world for you.
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| Woman: |
But would you stay there?
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| Man: |
If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
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| Woman: |
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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| Man: |
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
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| Woman: |
Really, I'd put f and u together
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| Man: |
Your eyes they're amazing.
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| Woman: |
Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
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| Man: |
"I know how to please a woman."
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| Woman: |
"Then please leave me alone."
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| Man: |
"I want to give myself to you."
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| Woman: |
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
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| Man: |
"I'd go through anything for you."
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| Woman: |
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
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| Man: |
"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
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| Woman: |
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
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| Man: |
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
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| Woman: |
"It's in the phone book."
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| Man: |
"But I don't know your name."
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| Woman: |
"That's in the phone book too."
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| Man: |
"Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
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| Woman: |
"Do not Enter"
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| Man: |
"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
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| Woman: |
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
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